FIBA i love you :)

sooo, last night i watched the FIBA semifinals and finala at sports mall in kelapa gading. sebenernya gue ga interested in basketball at all (kecuali klo gue knal sm pemainnya, itupun guenya plg cm teriak" ga jls), buuut karena gue lagi susah bgt ktmuan sm pacar gue, jd ya take any chance you're given, right guys?
anywho, pas di jemput kan gue ga langusng keluar. berhubung gue cm dibolehin pacaran sm nykap, jadi pacar gue nunggu di luar. pas gue keluar, i found that my boyfriend was being interigated sm pembantu gue. aduh malu kan gue. abis itu kita langsung ke sports mall, dan disitu karena SMAnya pacar gue dpt tiket gratis, mereka langsung masuk. tapi kan gue ga satu sekolah, jadi we did a little bit of a 007 stunt.
sampe di dlm arenanya, tmpt duduknya ga cukup jadi gue misah deh sm pacar gue. gue ga enak kan. maksudnya gue kan ga bkal semangat juga nntnnya, jd gue takut die bete. tapi alhamdulillah there were no hurt feelings.
INDONESIA KALAH lawan the philipines, but it was a very close game, sampe ada overtimenya, dan ternyata gue semangat juga nontonnya, mungkin kebawa suasana ya, soalnya satu arena tuh pada heboh banget.
LEBANON VS QATAR. sepi banget sumpah, supprternya tuh dikit bgt, penonton lainnya pada keluar jajan kali ya, tp gue ttp ntn karna ga ada tiket kan jd ga bisa masuk lagi klo keluar hehe.

FINALS (iran vs jordan) oh tuhan ini gue seneng banget, this totally made my day! itu kan pemainnya kebykan org arab kan ya, hoooooh lo tau gue doyan org arab. gue nntnnya smpe bengong gitu.
kenapa klo main basket, klo ada yang jatuh, pantatnya harus di pukul? (thats my question of the day.)
ada yang dr tim iran gede bgt orgnya, dan dia ga kuat lari, keberatan otot kali ya. tp di tuh ngejagain hoopnya aja, masukkin bola tuh ga pake jinjit. trus ada yang kecil gitu orgnya, pas dia lari, ga ada yang ngikutin saking licahnya tu anak. nomor 10 jordania kasian bget deh, di foulin trus sm wasit yang cina itu. kyknya wasit itu di bayar deh, soalnya dia ngefoulin jordan trus, atau mungkin dia bukan wast asli. pelatihnya ngamuk parah, yaa wajar ya kan wasit cinanya bego banget. nah si nmr 10 itu di keluarin beserta tmn tmn yang lainnya, trus dia tuh sediiiih banget, smpe gue juga ikut sedih. i wanted to hug him, he was like a giant sad teddy bear :(
it was a close game, but iran won, thanks to the stupid ass chinese reff. pas udah selesai, reff cina goblok itu di kejar sama pemain jordan. si cina goblok itu kan kecil banget orangnya, kocak banget ngeliat dia di kejar" raksasa gitu.

posman yeah!!!

OH MY GOD (daddy!) !!!!!!! the funkiest, most stressful thing happened to me today. pas pljrn PKN kan gue mau susulan remedial sama ai, aje, tika, dan icak.
lamaaa banget tuh nyari soalnya, pas udah dikasih, soalnya itu luar biasa sulit. seriously, i didnt know how the hell i was gonna answer the questions. ga lama kemudian, aje dan tika nyadar itu bukan soal yang seharusnya kita kerjain. jadi kita minta ulangan yang sebelum itu. di kasih, tapi dia nyuruh kita jawab dua"nya. tapiii, karena pa posman itu orang yang angker banget, ga ada mau ngmong ke dia. soalnya dia tuh klo lo ngmong "bapak ganteng deh hari ini" dia bakal marah banget. lo klo siang siang ngmong "pagi pak", ngamuk langsung tu orang.
lama" karena kita udah stress ga bisa ngejawab soalnya, kita jadi ribut banget kan. begini lah dialognya: (color code: posman rei ai tika aje)


"YANG REMED, DIAM DONG TOLOL, BERISIK BANGET YANG PEREM(perempuan) INI"
astaghfirullah
"ADA APA SIH INI?"
lalu aje berkata, "gini pak, soalnya su---"
"---APA?! UDAH KERJAIN AJA BEGO!!!"
mashallah
"tapi pak--"
"TAPI TAPI UDAH DI KERJAIN AJA SOALNYA!!!!!!"


yaudah, kita beserta satu kelas kan ngakak gitu. jadi karena kita ga ngrti soal itu, kita selesain yang soalnya bener. tapi pa posman nanyain


"YANG REMED, TADI KENAPA SOALNYA?!!"
"salah pak, tadi katanya nobi sama dani juga ini salah"
"SALAH GIMANA?!!"
"ini pak, liat aja."
lalu gue kasih soalnya.
tika bertanya kpd sonya "son, yang ini belum ulangan kan?"
sonya : "udah kok"
tobat tobat tobat

setelah beberapa menit kemudian yang penuh dengan suara cempreng dan kerasnya pa posman, akhirnya dia sadar juga.

"eh iya ini kan soal kelas 11 hehehe"
"ASTAGHFIRULLAH BAPAAAAK!!!! TADI SAYA UDAH DIKATAIN BEGOLAH TOLOLLAH!"
"IYA PAK, SEKARANG SIAPA PAK YANG BEGO HAYOO"
"WHAT ASTAGFIRULLAH YA ALLAH YA ROBBI"

dan begonya lagi ituuu, icak tuh ngerjain soalnya!! die ga nyadar kali ya klo itu materi kelas 2, aduh cak cak cicak ni emang

mas jowo

me : hahahaha lo kuliah di semarang, entar pulangnya ngegandeng mas mas jowo!
sis : diem lo, uki juga jowo tau!
me : HAHAHAHAHA iye gue lupa.
mom : (ngakak) hahaha both of my sons in law bakal JOWO!
me : diem lo, WARIKI (my daddy -> asli jawa timur)

"It's so easy, To think about Love, To Talk about Love, To wish for Love. But it's not always easy To recognize Love. Even when we hold it... In our hands."

hari yang penuh dengan dosa

today i got woken up unpleasantly "HANA TEMENIN IBU KE DEPOK. SEKARANG. GA MAU KENA MACET"
damn.
so i got ready setengah melek, setengah merem. lalu saya izin dari lthn pglran dan futsal. pas gue udh mau berangakat, dhiya nelfon gue panik stres gitu karena lthn pglaran hari ini wajib dtg semua. so i got confused.
jadi gue mnta maaf sama nykap karena ga bisa ikut. trus yaudh deh pas gue mau brgkt ke rumahnya lidya buat lthn, supir gue tiba tiba ngilang. so i had to wait for him.
jam 1 siang.
at this point i would have ngebajai tapi gue takut nyasar karena gue blm prnh ke rumahnya lidya.
jam 2 siang.
tepar di atas sofa. bokap gue ngeliat gue dan langsung panik asik gitu karena gue emg anak yang trlalu gmapang sakit.p
"hana? HANA? pusing lagi? hah? hana? JAWAB BAPAK SEKARANG!" hahaha ga se lebay itu deng. tapi beneran dia panik. trus pas gue udh meyakinkan ga sakit, bokap gue nanya "kamu ikut ngnter bapak ke bandara?"
heh emang die mau kemana?
"kan hari ini bapak mau ke italy"
oh iye, lupa gue. yaudah ikut aja deh, ga ada harapan buat ke rumah lidya juga.
pas udh mau brgkt, gue dpt kabar bahwa spupu" gue yang gendut mau ikut. iih gue males sm mrka, klo ngnep tuh pasti ngabisin makanan, trus berisik banget. jadi gue ga jadi ikut deh ngnterin my daddy.
nganggur sampe magrib.
magrib.
"hana ke gading yuk"
ALHAMDULILLAH.
gue kalo jalan sama kk gue pasti nambah dosa. tadi aja gue ngelempar tissue bekas ke org cina lagi pacaran. abis jlnnya lama banget. cina lagi. pas lagi di lapiz kan ada gerobak soto asik gitu jualan kalung", murah coy 25rb (langsung nge sms dhiya deh gue haha). gue beli tuh, yang ngejagain org cina. i speak english. trus dia ngikut. tapi baik kok jadi gue ajak ngbrol deh hehe.
pas makan di red bean, sumpitnya gue masukkin ke tas. abis sumpit gue ngilang semua hehe.
gue makan 3x masa di gading tadi. cool kan? i'm trying to gain back my weight that i lost recently.
i dont know how to end this post hehe. bye peeps

PEREK BERKELIARAN

in a world of whores, she is just another one of them.
so this really slutty girl in my class that i had no problem with before has just made me hate her. before, even though like my whole school didnt like her, i liked her. i mean, i wasnt her best friend or anything but i didnt dislike her. because i seem to not search for flaws in a person, unlike a lot of my friends who actually pay attention to other people. no, i dont do that. if you have nothing to do with me, then i wont pay attention to you, you know what i mean?
so like i said, even though my whole school hates her damn guts, i didnt. up until yesterday. when i asked nicely about something, and she answered with a very rude attitude, and it took her like a minute just to get the fucking answer out of her big fat mouth.
so, if i am being bitched at, then i wont take it, so i gave her an attitude too.
and the thing is, even though i call her a PEREK everytime i see her, she still doesnt get it. and so if tomorrow i dont come to practice, then you know why. i dont wanna see her out of school. iiiikh a already have nightmares from her mean ass face.
LEARN TO SMILE PEOPLE, LEARN TO SMILE!
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like i said before, everyone is a friend until proven otherwise

asal mula SEXY FIREMAN

as most of you know, nama bluetooth device gue 'sexy fireman'. entah kenapa.
kemaren pas mau ke acaranya nana, gue ngobrol" sama ina. omongan gue sama ina tuh pasti berhubungan sama musik, we're musik critics :). pas ngmomongin jewel, kita ngebahas tentang video intuitionnya. kan ada fireman fireman gitu.
iya emang ini post yang sangat ga penting, tapi thats (i guess) my inspiration, dan gue baru menyadarinya.

ternyata masih aja ya

kemarin tmn SMP gue, nana ngerayain ultahnya di d'cost kemang. nah karna gue bukan anak gul kemang, i didn't know where the hell the place was. jadi gue berangkat bareng aulia (lia) deh.
malem sebelumnya gue tuh beli buat nana kalung lucu bgt tp harganya hanya rp.20.000 hehehe. nah, pas gue liatin ke ina, kalungnya masih fine fine aja, tp pas gue nympe rumah lia, gue mau pamerin kalung, tiba tiba kalungnya patah gitu. SHOCK. ya maklumlah ya mutu ITC cempaka mas coy. tapi abis patah, malah jadi lucu gitu, jadi yaudah deh gue tetep ngasih aja.
kita berangkat dari rumah lia (ada anas juga) ke kemang. suprisingly it didn't take that long to get there. gue kira bakal 1 jm lebih gitu (biasa anak asli timur).
sampe disana, nana ngmong "ini lho tmn tmn gue!", gue kaget dan langsung smile the CHEEZIEST smile ever. gue yakin tmn tmnya pada ngira gue anak autis kali ya, aduh reputasi gue mau diapain? haha
disana yang gue kenal cuma yaa ina, lia, anas, trus ada gendis juga. entah kenapa, kita tuh jadi ngomongin 'buku'. buset deh, sampe skrg masih aja tuh pada ngmongin buku. inilah, itulah, apa aja sumpah astaghfirullahaladzim!!! gue kasian sama lia dan ina karena tidak mengerti apa yang diomongin hahaha maaf ya maaf.
apalagi si anas sama gendis noh, parah banget, dendam tu berdua kayaknya. aduh tobat tobat.

last night's deperado moment

Yesterday, my older brother and sister weren't at home. My brother was out doing some grafiti and my sister waaas, well i don't know where she wa actually. So i got the computer to myself the whole night. That truly rarely happens, so i was sooo happy.
But as i said before, i'm sick. So I was drousy the whole time. But you know, i couldn't just pass up an offer like this.
So, I started out on facebook -- answering peoples comments and messages. Then i went on blogspot to see if there were any new posts from my friends. Turns out there weren't any. So I continued my drousy adventurous night to youtube where I looked up random videos. I started out with like Twilight, then New Moon, then i went to music videos, then dance videos. Then somehow i ended up watching the Old Navy commercial where they were promoting bermuda shorts. Then i realized --although not fo the first time--how wierd I was, so I went back to facebook and replied stuff. When I was done, i didn't know what to do, so i just sat there for a few minutes. Waiting for new notifications. Yawning my ass off. And I was so happy each time there was a new notification, but when I checked it, it turns out it was just one of my friends who took a quiz that i had taken before. so that got me sad.And because i was already like half dead, i just decided to go to bed.
So I turned off the computer, and turned off the lights, and climbed into bed. Well, i didn't really climb, because i'm not that short. And my bed isn't even that high up.
Once I tucked myself in, i started "pondering" upon subjects that i wouldn't normally "ponder" upon. I started imagining what my wedding drees would look like. Whether it was going to be sleeveless, or stapless. i thought about the white net thingy that i cant remember what it's called, you know the one that covers your face. Well, whatever that thingy is called, i was thinkin about it.
And then i realized that, if and when i get married (amiin), i wouldn't even wear a white dress. I'd be wearing some tradisional sumatran funky thingy with the heavy thing on my head. And i wont even enjoy my own wedding reception because i'll be sitting in the front all night, no food, no watter. GOD.
So, when i cleared my head of all the things that weren't and aren't important to me, i decided to go to sleep.
Yep, i need to get a life.

Quote

"Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise."

i love this quote because it's exactly how i feel. never judge a book by it's cover, and never go looking for someone's flaws. it's not right.

SCARY

scaaaaary things around us :0

ih ih ih ih tadi pas mau ngasih surat izin pulang ke guru gue, gue ketemu si mr. budi yang super duper nyebelin itu. dia bilang ke gue "rei, kayaknya kita harus latihan debate tiap minggu" trus karena emang gue dendam sama sistem lomba debate di indonesia, gue bilang aja "gi dah pak, orang saya bukan anak debate, ngapain bapak ngmong sama saya?", lalu gue terusin naik tangga sampai lantai 3. iiiiiiiiih ga suka gue sama mr. budi. maksa banget sih ikutan debate, udah jelas" kaga ada yang niat. giliran ada, mr. budinya ngambek jadi ga jadi deh. ih apaan sih gue ga suka sama dia.

trus trus kan gue lagi waiting for my mom to come home so i can got to the hospital, kaga ada kerjaan nih, ga bisa tidur juga. jadi gue pun menjadi iseng dan membuka gambar di google. maksud gue disini bukan gambar yang ngga ngga ya, gue masih G rated kok, belum terlalu terexpose sama hal hal yang tidak jelas.

jadi gue search "kitten" kan, iih lucu lucu deh tuh anak kucing. abis itu gue search "puppies" (sama ceritanya), "cars", "lollipop", "popsicle", "fun", dan masih banyak lagi yang gue lupa.

lama lama gue nekat (aduh apaan sih?) dan tulis "scary". hihihiiiii (ketawa kuntil anak). dan kalian semua tau ga foto siapa yang muncul?

jeng jeng jeeeeng

PAMELA ANDERSON

sakit tak kunjung sembuh (???)

okay jd gini ceritanyo, last last thursday pas masih libur UAN, i got sick. ga bisa berdiri, jalan atau ngapa"in selama 2 hari (mostly). sholat sambil tiduran atau duduk, mandi sambil duduk, makan sambil duduk (ya iyalah).
nah walaupun gue masih sakit, gue tetap masuk sekolah. satu minggu full gue di kelas tidur trus, dan kan kita lagi persiapan buat lomba saman di 61, itu tuh jadi penyiksaan bagi gue, giloo gue cape banget. kemarin abis lomba saman, entah kenapa gue ngerasa udah mendingan, jadi gue jalan deh sama pacar gue. jam 5, i asked him to take me home karena tiba tiba pusing dan ngerasa cape.
sampe rumah jam 6 dari sency. di rumah gue fine fine aja. tadi gue masuk skolah lagi, eh tiba tiba pusing. kebetulan gue ga suka sama guru musik gue, jd cabutlah ke UKS. sebenarnya ga cabut juga sih, orang lg sakit. di UKS gue berusaha tidur tapi tak berhasil. jadi gue minta di jemput aja, sekalian mau tes darah hehe.
jam 10 dijemput, rencananya mau ke dokter. tapi ternyata kakak gue, si bang kemal haha, lagi sakit mata. dan dia udah duluan ngetag my mom buat nemenin ke dokter. jadiiii, here i am at home. aaaalll alone, menunggu giliran gue buat ke dokter.

TRENDS

sorry guys, tapi gue bnr bnr ga tahan sm yg namanya zaman zamanan, apalagi zaman zamanan di jkt. aduh apaan sih, sooo not important!

klo yang namanya zaman megalithicum, purba, barter, dan lain lain itu masuk akal karna itu memang bagian dari penelitian. but a friend of mine said "ih emang masih zaman drama musikal? itu mah pas gue SD." laaaaaah nak, drama musikal mah dari dulu smpe skrg masih zaman zaman aja, liat aja di broadway, drama musikal semua noh. dan yg kyk gini nii:

"zamannya rambut blahteng"
sadar dong. blahteng tuh zaman zaman aja dari dlu, asal cocok sm muka org yg blahteng. jgan mentang mentang lo liat banyak org blateng berarti lo jg cocok. ngaca dulu sblm meninggalkan rumah. atau lebih baik lagi, sblm meninggalkan kamar tidur. klo cocok silakan. klo ga, tolong jangan memperbodohi dirimu sendiri. kreatif dong, jgan 1 org blahteng, semua org blateng.

"zaman baju tye dye"
please please pleeeease, yang ini menyiksa banget. kemarin gue ke sency, ada brp orang tuh mke tye dye? astaghfirullah, mata gue smpe pegel ngeliatnya. and every couple tuh kyknya mke kaos tye dye matching gitu. gosh, silinder gue semakin menjadi.

"zaman baju babydoll"
ini bikin eneg (did i spell that right? au ah). dulu pas lagi booming banget baju babydoll, kemana mana liatnya baju babydoll trus, smpe mual gue. apalagi gaya babydoll-annya orang orang cina. astaghfirullah, ya maklumlah ya mereka sok imut gitu, kan ga bisa ngeliat apa apa. kayak si presiden buta waktu itu dipakein boxer. kan itu bukan salah dia, dia ga bisa ngeliat apa apa. itu kondisi setiap harinya untuk orang cina, jd harap maklumlah ya, walau bikin mual.

"zaman tas gede"
now honestly, gue suka tas tas gede, tp skg tuh ya, gedenya lebay banget deh. emang pada bawa apaan sih di dalamnya? paling the essentials kan ya : dompet, cell phone, mukena. kecuali lo baru ngebunuh orang, trus lagi nyari tempat buat ngebuang mayatnya, ya ngapain sih bawa bawa tas se gede rumah? haduh

sampe sampe ada yang bilang "uno mah zamannya gue SD"
holy crap, holy schamolie, holy buttcrack of dawn. uno (a highly loved card game), i am 100% sure that uno will be around for generations to come. it's a classic. siapa yang ga suka main uno? aduh aduh aduh PENTING ya smpe uno aja ada zamannya.

gosh, i've been complaining a lot. i'm sorry but go with your own style. if you dont have the body, tolong jgan pke high waist. klo paha lo udah montok, tolong jgan di masukkin baju lo, mentang mentang tmn" lo yg lain begitu. kan ga enk ngeliat paha orang mau tumpah dari celananya.
pke yg cocok sm badan lo. lakukan yang menyenangkan menurut lo (asal ga membahayakan siapa siapa yaa)
kreatif, jgan trlalu mementingkan zaman

oh yeah, sorry gue ga ada maksud apa apa, jgan tersindir ya hehe

1. Last beverage → H2O
2. Last phone call → uki

3. Last text message→ uki

4. Last song you listened to → shake it-metrostation

5. Last time you cried → last night

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice → my boyfriend?

7. Been cheated on? → hell na
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? → no
9. Lost someone special? → yeah
10. Been depressed? → no
11. Been drunk and threw up? → no

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
12. GREEN

13. green

14. pink
15. red

HAVE YOU:
16. Made new friends → yes
17. Fallen out of love → hm
18. Laughed until you cried → yes :)
19. Met someone who changed you → yes
20. Found out who your true friends were → yup

21. Found out someone was talking about you → yes hahaha
22. Kissed anyone on your friend list → nope

23. How many people on your friend list do you know in real life → kaga tau deh

24. How many kids do you want to have → 2/3
25. Do you have any pets → yeees

26. Do you want to change your name→ i'm happy with this one

27. What did you do for your last birthday → movies & lunch with friends

28. What time did you wake up today → 5.30 am

29. What were you doing at midnight last night? → sleeping
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for → heaven
31. Last time you saw your father→ last night

32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → semangat hidup yang tiada haha

33. What are you listening to right now → just dance-lady gaga

34. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → yes
35. What's getting on your nerves right now? → things

36. Most visited web page → facebook
37. What's your name → reihana muryani

38. Nicknames → rei, hana, reihana, bule

39. Relationship Status → taken haha
40. Zodiac sign → leo
41. Male or female or transgendered → female
42. Elementary → martin luther king elementary & yankee ridge elementary

43. Middle School → alazhar rawamangun
44. High school → SMA 21
45. Hair color → brown/black
46. Long or short → just got it short :(

47. Height → 160 ish?
48. Do you have a crush on someone? → YES
49. What do you like about yourself → my ability to dance like a fool :)

50. Piercings → ears
51. Tattoos → no
52. Righty or lefty → righty

FIRSTS :
53. First surgery → never

54. First piercing → age 7

55. First best friends → Alyona

56. First sport you joined → cheerleading?
57. First pet → dove

58. First vacation → dont remember

59. First concert → never hehe

60. First crush → jin from king school, kindergarden

61. Eating → heh

62. Drinking → air susu ibu
63. I'm about to → die

64. Listening to → water
65. Waiting for → time

YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want kids? → yes
67. Want to get married? → of course
68. Careers in mind? → fashion industry

69. Lips or eyes → eyes
70. Hugs or kisses → HUGS

71. Shorter or taller → taller
72. Older or Younger → older?

73. Romantic or spontaneous → spontanious

74. Nice stomach or nice arms → both :p
75. Sensitive or loud → both
76. Trouble maker or hesitant → depends

HAVE YOU EVER :
77. Kissed a stranger → oh no thanks
78. Drank hard liquor → no
79. Lost glasses/contacts → yes
80. Sex on first date → eww gross

81. Broken someone's heart → i think so, sorry

82. Had your own heart broken → nope

83. Been arrested → no
84. Turned someone down → yes

85. Cried when someone died → yes
86. Liked a friend that is a girl? → hell no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
87. Yourself → i hope
89. Miracles → yeah

90. Love at first sight → yes, but it never happened to me
91. Heaven → yes

92. Santa Clause → no
93. Kiss on the first date? → no
94. Angels → yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Is there one person you want to be with right now ? → yes
95. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → eww gross, that's like double dipping

100. Posting this as 100 Truths? → oh,okay

love?

- : goodnight, i love you.
me : love you too.
sis : no, you don't.
me : i don't know.
sis : well, ya don't. that means you're lying, and if you're lying it's a sin.
me : suka suka orang juga.
sis : dosa.
me : yep.